A Jolly 'Parenthood' ride

What's the time now?
It is 8.20 now.
No...There is no 20 in the clock.
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Do you want me to tell you a story about Krishna Umachi?
No.
Ok, how about a story of a boy called Prahlada?
No, I want story of a girl.
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Oh cutie Amma....
I like your hair Amma
Your hair is really long...
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Are we going to school today?
No.  We are not.
Why? School is closed?
No, I'm staying home and so you stay home too.
Ohhhh School is closed and home is open.
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What's the opposite of hot?
you tell me.
Cold.  What's the opposite of big?
you tell me.
Small.  What's the opposite of shirt?
(bewildered)What?
What's the opposite of shirt?
I don't know.  You tell me.
Pant.
Is it?  Then what's the opposite of Appa?
Amma.
:)) Then what's the opposite of you?
Brother...
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I like Camry, Amma.  Which one do you like?
Hmm I like Subaru.
Subaru? - I will buy you one.
Thank you.  Who will drive the Subaru?
Me.  But we need a Subaru saavi(key) Amma.
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Appa, we will go on the Odyssey today.
No, we go on the Accord.
No Amma, Appa is really big, he needs to go on the Odyssey.
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Amma, I dont want to go to the pool park.
Why?
Because I dont want to swim.
Why?
Because I can't swim.
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Come on, lets get ready.  Today's Krishna Umachi's birthday.
Are we going to the party?
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Amma, you really have to grow big to be a 4 years old.
(If only I could !!!)
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